Poltergeist & Phantom

Two cats. One shared brain cell.

Meet Polter, a chatty, long-legged chaos goblin who has never once landed on his feet, and Phantom, a floofy ragdoll with the voice of an angel and a deep professional interest in sniffing things. Together, they get into everything.

Polter, a tabby with a white chest and very large eyes, curled up with Phantom, a fluffy pale ragdoll, in a cat-tree bed. One of Polter's long legs dangles over the edge.
Polter (left) and Phantom (right), sharing a bed for once.
The cast

One menace, one floof

Close-up of Polter staring into the camera with huge green eyes and a pink nose.
The interactive one

Poltergeist

A chatty, cupboard-opening chaos monkey with gigantic eyeballs, extremely long legs and surprisingly fragile feelings.

Read Polter's bio โ†’
Close-up of Phantom, a fluffy lynx-point ragdoll with blue eyes and a peach nose.
The cute one

Phantom

A short-legged ball of floof who is either glued to your lap or pretending you don't exist. Sniffing is her favourite hobby.

Read Phantom's bio โ†’
What you'll see

Everyday chaos, lovingly documented

Spectacular fails

Polter has slow reflexes, terrible balance and a long history of falling off things without landing on his feet.

Maximum floof

Phantom being beautiful, sniffing everything in reach, and occasionally getting the zoomies.

Sibling drama

Tag, wrestling matches, jump scares and the occasional truce cuddle.

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